On top of the great news that we've been hand picked to attend the June Ball, along with other leading lights from the college, we are proud to annouce the launch of JUNE BALL UNSOLD, our new mechandise store. Initially sales are only going to be taken online but we are looking to acquire premises as soon as possible after these wretched exams. June Ball Unsold caters for everyone:

Are you a male/female who likes to wear clothing to protect your modesty, keep warm or keep up with the latest fashion trends? Get this all-in-one t-shirt for just £7! No assembly required.

Have you had a child out of wedlock? Help your child blend in with this June Ball Untold bodysuit (£9.50).

Do you think of your dog as an accessory instead of as a companion? Want to show your support for June Ball Untold? Buy this dog vest (£12.50)!

Stumped for gift ideas for that special lady you're taking? Look no further than this commerative charm bracelet (£119).

These, and many more of your favourite products, are available at JUNE BALL UNSOLD